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February 27th - Today is the 58th day of the year, with only 307 days remaining in 2006.

February Flowers - Violet, Primrose
February Birthstone - Amethyst (Sincerity)

Jest-A-Day Journal Celebrates Today's ThemePsychic Detectives Day
The TV show, "Psychic Detectives," premiered on Court TV as a one-shot show, but later was developed into a full-time series. It showed how psychics have helped police solve some of their toughest crimes.

The Jest-A-Day Journal Moon Phases
"Universal Time" (UT) which is sometimes referred to, now colloquially, as "Greenwich Mean Time" (GMT)
LAST QUARTER - Feb 21   7:17 a.m.
NEW MOON - Feb 28   0:32 a.m.
FIRST QUARTER - Mar 6   8:15 p.m.
FULL MOON - Mar 14   11:35 p.m.

The Jest-A-Day Journal Humor List
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- A recent psychic fair was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
- Copyright 1994. Psychics, Inc. Predictions-R-Us.
- Does a psychic really need a telephone?
- Exotic Psychic caught in fire: Rare Medium Well-Done.
- I'm so broke I've rolled enough pennies to form a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
- Is an "Educational Medium" a Spiritualist teacher?
- Midget Psychic Escapes From Prison: Small Medium at Large.
- Piss me off and someday psychics will lead dogs to find your body.
- "Psychic Hot Line. Don't leave a message. We'll call you back."
- Psychic wanted, qualified person knows where to apply.
- "That medium did a bad job," Tom said dispiritedly.
- Why bother phoning a psychic? Let them phone you!

The Jest-A-Day Journal Celebrity Birthdays
ACTING -
1930 Joanne Woodward, Thomasville GA, actress/Mrs Paul Newman (Three Faces of Eve, Rachel)
1932 Elizabeth Taylor, Hampstead London, actress (Cleopatra, Dallas)
1934 Van Williams, Fort Worth TX, actor (The Green Hornet, Tycoon)
1937 Barbara Babcock, Pasadena CA, actress (Space Cowboys, Far and Away)
1940 Howard Hesseman, Lebanon OR, actor (Dr Johnny Fever-WKRP, Head of the Class)
1962 Adam Baldwin, Chicago IL, actor (Full Metal Jacket, Firefly/Serenity)

ARTISTIC -
1807 Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Portland ME, poet (Hiawatha) [D: 03/24/1888]
1902 John Ernst Steinbeck III, Salinas CA, author (Grapes of Wrath-Nobel 1962) [D: 12/20/68]
1913 Irwin Shaw, Bronx NY, playwright/screen writer/author (Rich Man, Poor Man) [D: 05/16/84]

HISTORIC -
1891 David Sarnoff, Uzliany Russia, radio/TV pioneer/CEO (RCA)
1917 John Connally Jr, Floresville TX, (Gov/Sen-D/R-TX), Wounded 1963 with President Kennedy [D: 06/15/93]
1934 Ralph Nader, Winsted CT, activist lawyer, Green Party/Independent pres candidate
1951 Lee Atwater, Atlanta GA, Republican political consultant
1980 Chelsea Victoria Clinton, Little Rock AK, daughter of Bill & Hillary Clinton

MUSIC -

1954 Neal Schon, OKC, guitarist (Santana-Everybody's Everything, Journey-Wheel in the Sky)

SCIENCE -  
1899 Charles H Best, Pembroke ME, physiologist/co-discoverer of diabetes treatment (Insulin) [D: 03/31/78]
1926 David H. Hubel, Windsor Ontario, neuroscientist, ocular dominance-Nobel '81

SPORTS -  
1933 Raymond Berry, Corpus Christi TX, NFL wide receiver (Colts) HoF '73/Pro Bowls x5
1939 Peter Revson, NYC, Formula One driver (1971 Indianapolis pole winner) [D: 03/22/74]

The Jest-A-Day Journal Today In History
1801 Washington DC placed under U.S. Congressional jurisdiction.
1813 First federal vaccination legislation enacted.
1879 Announcement of the discovery of artificial sweetener saccharin.
1900 The British Labour Party is founded.
1922 A challenge to the Nineteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, allowing women the right to vote, is rebuffed by the Supreme Court of the U.S.
1939 Sit-down strikes are outlawed by the Supreme Court of the United States.
1951 The Twenty-second Amendment to the United States Constitution, limiting Presidents to two terms, is ratified.
1963 Mickey Mantle of New York Yankees sign a baseball contract worth $100,000.
1964 The government of Italy asks for help to keep the Leaning Tower of Pisa from toppling over.
1974 People magazine is published for the first time.
1991 U.S. President George H. W. Bush announces that "Kuwait is liberated."
1992 Tiger Woods, 16, becomes youngest PGA golfer in 35 years.
MORE EVENTS

The Jest-A-Day Journal World-Wide Celebrations - source http://www.earthcalendar.net/

SOURCE: Earth Calendar
Independence Day - Dominican Republic

The Jest-A-Day Journal Humor For The Day
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THEM?
At a lecture on psychic phenomena in a Comparative Religions course, the instructor told about a woman who contacted police working on a missing persons case.

"She gave them eerily detailed instructions on where to find the body," the instructor said. "And in fact, the detectives did find the body just as she had described. Now, what would you call this type of person?"

While the rest of the class pondered the question, a sheriff's deputy taking the class raised his hand and replied, "A suspect."

The Jest-A-Day Journal Quote For The Day
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

The Jest-A-Day Journal Daffynition from WordFoolery
NOSETRADAMUS: Eskimo psychic. (WordFoolery)

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